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2007-01-27

And the hits just keep on coming!

I was wondering why I haven’t blogged recently. Plenty has happened in the past few weeks, but I haven’t been moved to write.

Brussels is officially a bilingual city. However, it’s not much like Montreal, the other bilingual city I’m familiar with. In Montreal, all the signs are in French; in Brussels, all signs (even ads in the subways) are in French and Flemish. In Montreal, you can speak in French or English. I call it “French with training wheels”, because if you can’t get through a conversation in French, you can switch to English and nobody blinks an eye.

Language is much more of a contentious issue in Belgium. If you’re in Flanders, you can’t get by with just French. If you’re in Wallonia, you can’t get by with just Flemish. In both cases, you’re much better off trying English. In Brussels, they’ve created this uneasy truce where all signs are bilingual.

Here’s an example of that uneasy truce. They pipe music into the metro stations, so there’s something to listen to while waiting for the subway.

Rather than playing alternating French and Flemish tunes, they either play instrumental music, or they play songs sung in English. Generally these are 20-25 year-old pop songs. Not classic tunes, like the Police and Michael Jackson: More like second-tier tunes like The Thompson Twins and Swing Out Sister and A-Ha (probably because they’re cheaper).

Ever since we moved to our apartment, I’ve just been taking a bus to work, instead of the metro-bus combo. So, I’ve been missing out on a major source of inspiration.

So, it’s official, I’m no longer limiting my blog entries to song titles. Let’s see if I can find some new inspiration.