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There has grown up in the minds of certain groups in this country the notion that because a man or corporation has made a profit out of the public for a number of years, the government and the courts are charged with the duty of guaranteeing such profit in the future, even in the face of changing circumstances and contrary to public interest. This strange doctrine is not supported by statute or common law. Neither individuals nor corporations have any right to come into court and ask that the clock of history be stopped, or turned back. -- Robert Heinlein
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It’s been three months since I moved to Brussels. When I first got here, I turned my ankle about once a week. One day, I turned it quite badly and I stayed home one day until I could walk without serious limping.
I was walking home the other night and I noticed how awful the sidewalk was: broken pavers, uneven curbs, and missing cobbles.
It dawned on me that I hadn’t turned my ankle in at least six weeks. Apparently I’ve learned (from painful experience) how to be light on my feet.
I’m going to have to alert visitors to keep one eye on the sidewalk. Either that, or keep a supply of icepacks handy.