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2007-02-27

Turning Ankles

It’s been three months since I moved to Brussels. When I first got here, I turned my ankle about once a week. One day, I turned it quite badly and I stayed home one day until I could walk without serious limping.

I was walking home the other night and I noticed how awful the sidewalk was: broken pavers, uneven curbs, and missing cobbles.

It dawned on me that I hadn’t turned my ankle in at least six weeks. Apparently I’ve learned (from painful experience) how to be light on my feet.

I’m going to have to alert visitors to keep one eye on the sidewalk. Either that, or keep a supply of icepacks handy.